Long ago in the digital streets of Web3,

a capsule-shaped coin was born. His name? Rizzless.

Unlike other coins that dripped confidence and charm, Rizzless had none. No smooth talk. No charisma. Just a shiny green-and-white shell with a big R on his face and a heavy gold chain he couldn’t even flex properly. The women of the crypto world overlooked him, shaking their heads at his tragic lack of game.

But Rizzless had a dream. He knew that deep down, even if he couldn’t spit rizz, he could build it. All he needed was support. The more people who bought him, the more wealth and clout he gained. And with each bag holder, his chain shined brighter, his sunglasses got darker, and his rizz points started stacking.

“Buy me,” he whispers through the blockchain.

“Give me the power to glow up. Let me turn from Rizzless… into Rizzlord.”

Because only through your investment can Rizzless rise above his coin-cel status, gain the confidence he needs, and finally have enough money to impress the ladies of DeFi.